gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

(via praisethedarkness)

unclefather:

i’ll buy myself a big ass wedding ring i’ll marry my own damn self

(via constellatee)

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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(via praisethedarkness)

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

(via best-of-text-posts)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via iwassustainedbythesound)

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(via asvprock)

(via ava-kado)

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

(via wuwuu)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via unescapable)

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

(via ava-kado)

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

(via wuwuu)

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

(via wuwuu)

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

(via coeurvierge)

royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

(via wuwuu)

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