when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
Ways to get out of writing an essay:
- Eat all the paper in the world
- Eat all the writing utensils in the world
- Eat all the teachers and professors in the world
- Eat all the ice cream in the world and cry and accept the F
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
the whole wide world of ear-related humor and you go for i’m holey? that’s pathetic
reckon i’m still better looking than you
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
I love them so much
The finest use of The Force if ever I saw it.
The cutest thing EVER.